4.
“My cousin has said some belters over the years:”
• “He thought Australia (we’re in England) was at least two days in front of us, so he thought he could travel, watch the cricket, and call home to tell us the results and bet without…
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12.
“Never trust a dream toilet.”
—shastabh
“Haha, that’s how I find out I’m dreaming a lot of the time. I go to pee, and the pee never stops. Then I’m like, ‘Oh, fuck, I must be dreaming. I wake up and haven’t pissed…
14.
“In November 1989, I was with the West German press corps in Warsaw, and they all tore off to Berlin and said the Berlin Wall was gonna fall. I laughed and stayed put. A few hours later, I watched it all on TV in a shitty Warsaw bar and drank half a bottle of…