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This might be the best possible way to deal with graffiti.
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Mark was doing his best in a tough world, and you know what? We can’t fault him for that.
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Now THIS is what vanity plates should be used for.
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This is giving Ron Swanson in the best way.
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“Had to”? Or “had the privilege to”?
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This might be the funniest restaurant review I’ve ever seen. This person really knows how to paint a picture.
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This business found a way to laugh through their tears, and it’s inspiration that we can, too.
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This person also made the best of a bad situation.
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And you thought the way the new iOS update changed the Photos app was bad…imagine it glitching and scheduling daily vasectomies for you.
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I’m sure glad they protected that cat’s identity.
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If Bad Luck Bryan were still a meme, it would perfectly encapsulate this.
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I think my sense of humor is broken…because I just spit out my coffee at this.
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And I am just dead enough inside to find this hilarious.
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I’m disappointed in my friends for not getting me this for my 25th birthday.
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This coworker is definitely a keeper.
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Listen, I’m a simple woman. I see the funny WiFi name, and I laugh.
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I’m starting to regret not renaming our SpectrumSetup WiFi.
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I feel this person’s pain so strongly.
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Now, that’s a refreshingly honest dedication.
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PSA for anyone else having bird issues: all you need is Nicolas Cage.
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Babe? Don’t forget to pick up my “hey fuck this hey Siri cancel” at the store, okay?
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I actually might steal this.
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They finally figured it out — the perfect way to know when you’ve had too much.
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I’m glad we finally have the numbers to determine exactly what level of “chonk” our cat is.
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This is absolutely terrifying — and yet also hilarious.
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I can’t unsee this description now.
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Good thing they clarified.
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Well, that’s one way to handle a cockroach…
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I feel a little bad for laughing at this.
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I’m so glad they warned us. I would’ve thrown this baby in the microwave as soon as I got home.
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This is the only case where a “live, laugh, love” sign is acceptable in the home.
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This small business felt little camaraderie with corporate giants, and I can’t say I blame them.
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Off-brand names are getting more and more creative.
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Printing out the definition for “doorbell” is the sassy solution I need for the UPS peeps who are always claiming they tried to deliver and I wasn’t home.
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On the other side of the spectrum, we have this Amazon driver, who nailed it.
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I’m not even Christian, but I gotta hand this one to them: it’s a good joke.
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This is…an unfortunate coincidence.
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I’m glad they let us know!
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Be honest…how long did you stare at this photo?
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WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY BOY???
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I gotta admit, this is clever.
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In a sea of reasons not to move to Florida, this may be a rare reason to consider it.
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This sign makes me feel weirdly appreciated. Thanks for noticing me noticing you, notice!
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Looks like this person’s roommates know them well.
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Though I like this sign even more.
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On the contrary, I think this person is GREAT at goodbyes.
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Looks like fate is aligning for this man.
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Wait a minute…this woman might be onto something…
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Damn, I didn’t know they had cameras back then! Or people, for that matter.
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I low-key need these to hand out.
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Though in a pinch, you could always leave this handwritten helpful note.
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I need to be friends with whoever was in charge of naming this color (which was literally the color of my brother’s room growing up).
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This falls into the rare category of “so creepy it’s actually funny.”
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Pulling this out anytime someone pulls out a guitar at a party would be such a power move.
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The real question is why this person even has this coin.
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Honestly, this is a very clever card.
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This is one of the most bizarre flyers I’ve ever seen, but I can’t deny it made me laugh.
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Men, this is the least you can do.
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This is the best possible way to display romance books.
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Honestly, maybe this is how they should do things.
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Avoid any and all yellow balloons!!!
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This is so cringe that I genuinely had to laugh or face dying inside.
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And THIS is why I will never go to Australia.
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Is your friend in the market for more friends?
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This is such a dumb gag, and yet I love it.
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And finally, as you venture back into all the terrible news in the world…have one last laugh (or cry) on us.
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