“Pack up the Buick LeSabre, we’re going back to 1996,” he said. “Grab your collection of Beanie Babies and get ready to dip-frost your Dunkaroos because MapQuest is showing us the shining path to revolution, and it is an eight-page printout that you accidentally did in full color and your mom’s gonna fucking kill you for it.”
Of course, he acknowledged that there could be a reason…
“What a negotiator this Donald Trump is,” Kimmel said sarcastically. “They haven’t even started talks yet, Trump has already offered two huge concessions.”
The Trump administration has said it won’t support Ukraine’s bid for membership in NATO, and Defense…
Oliver, who now hosts Last Week Tonight on HBO, mockingly welcomed America to its “monarchy era” and urged the nation to embrace it because “kings get shit done.”
“Now, is it stuff that you want done? Not necessarily,” Oliver admitted. “But they do…
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But Kimmel has some doubts about the president’s sincerity.
“Who better to bring it back than the guy who sells ‘God Bless The USA’ Bibles for $59.99,” Kimmel snarked. “Of all the unbelievable things about Donald Trump, religious people believing he is also a…
Then, the late-night host offered a fact-check.
“Just so you know, we do not have a valve like a sink in Los Angeles that we can turn to shut the fires off,” Kimmel said. “That makes no sense to anyone, including him, but nobody says anything, no one corrects…