Shame, shame, shame! Clicking on an article with such a sinful title — what are you, Satan with a Wi-Fi connection? I’m Enid Strict, the Church Lady. And I suggest you close this filth and open a Bible.
Still here? Well, isn’t that special. Go ahead and yuck it up then — just don’t come crying to me on Judgement Day when you wake up somewhere a little warmer than you’d hoped.
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Oh! Look at you! Surely giggling like a schoolboy at a harmless typo because — gasp — it sounds SEXUAL!
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I bet the photo on the left also made you howl, didn’t it? Well, it is simply a noble knight atop his valiant steed. But keep cackling, heathens!
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And anyone who sees anything other than a calendar note about Jack and John being off for the day — probably at church, unlike some people — is a sinner!
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This one made you chuckle, did it? Well, it’s just the Danish word for “end.” You know the word “end” — it’s what you need to park in a pew this Sunday!
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And let me guess — you howled at the end of the Danish version of Finding Dory too. How precious.
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I don’t know what offends me more — you giggling at the name of a Nobel Prize-winning chemist like some 8th-grade delinquent, or disrespecting the Happy Birthday song… a sacred tune penned by God-fearing church ladies!
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I don’t even want to know how many rosaries I’ll need to do to scrub this one from my soul. But have your little giggle!
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And I bet you’re the type to howl at seeing this whale relieve itself in the tank at SeaWorld…
…and then splash all that defecation-filled water onto the innocent crowd!
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Ohhh, you think this is funny? A child — a child! — making comments about his parents’… intimacies?
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This poor man didn’t think through his new trucking company’s name before ordering a truckload of merch… and you’re sitting there giggling like a little demon!
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Well! I’m sure I don’t know what this little diorama is supposed to be… although my hellbound nephew says it has something to do with — and I quote — a” backroom casting couch porno.” Isn’t that special?
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A young man jokingly using his computer voice to humiliate his own mother in public is supposed to be funny now, is it?
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I won’t comment on this filth. But you should know global warming has made hell even hotter!
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Enjoy your pixels of perversion, you godless little gremlins!
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Such filth indeed! Hands have no business being anywhere near the bosom!
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Oh my! I bet you’d even laugh at this sweet little 10-year-old girl, who, upon shopping for her first bra, saw this and asked her mother, “Bras need to be charged?”
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A blind man tried to take a photo of something weird on his elbow to send to his friend, but took this instead. I bet that amuses you. You and Satan.
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Mocking the burning of a holy cathedral is funny? Not to this church lady!
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Hmmm. This needling of Elon Musk — a self-proclaimed “cultural Christian” who doesn’t believe a single word of the Christian faith, yet claims to appreciate the teachings of Jesus — is actually amusing to me! Isn’t that special?
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Oh Lord. I bet you demons-in-training are laughing at this juvenile prank.
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And if this strip club’s sign tickled your funny bone, you can expect your final address to be: 666 Eternal Damnation Blvd, Apt. 13B, Hotasf, Hades 00001.
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Mocking children’s books now, are we?
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Oh look, heathens! It’s the doormat in front of the gates of hell.
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Really, what’s making you laugh at all these abominations?
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Selling that “down under,” are we? Sinful. Its makers will soon be “down under”… in Hell!
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I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised. Australia — born of sinners, still full of sinners!
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Joking about a children’s character in a sexual way, are we? Well, her crotch won’t be the only thing burning!
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I’m sure I don’t know why this could be funny — but I know if you laugh you’re going to hell!
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So, the joke is that those resemble testicles? Well, I won’t defend the Easter Bunny. Not after he turned the resurrection of our Lord and Savior into a sugary scavenger hunt!
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Oh, my! That amuses you?
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Perhaps we should ask ourselves: who could be behind such humor?
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Could it be… Satan?
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You find this funny, I find it sad — that we’re known for this and not our love of the man upstairs!
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Jesus says, “Love thy neighbor as thyself,” so whoever crafted that sign is in big trouble! And you laughed at it?
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Finding “adult toys” funny is a sin. So is liking Minecraft as an adult!
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You know what the worst detention is? Hell! Because it never ends! And if you laughed at this, you got it!
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This woman is just trying to get some sun in the city. She might get a little sun burned, but it will be nothing in comparison to what’ll happen to you for laughing!
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Only a sinful person would laugh at this well-intentioned greeting card — and yes, I’m looking at you!
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The devil smiles upon those who laugh at the misfortune of others! Just something to think about.
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Finding humor in such matters, are we?
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Oh, my! Laugh at this captcha featuring a man urinating in public…and the devil will captcha you’re soul!
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The people who make these sheets say they’re “sheets with rose pattern” and not sheets for murderous satanists! How conveeenient.
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Find this funny? You probably laugh at the crucifixion too.
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You know who else finds this funny? Satan!
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Oh, my! Taking more joy in the misfortune of others, are we?
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He did this to his own mother? Paging Beelzebub!
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Still reading this filth? And we’re at number 48?
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Perhaps it’s time to reflect on your reading choices. A few chuckles at the expense of eternal damnation seems like a bad trade, don’t you think?
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And lastly…you find birds attacking humans funny, do you? Try reading Revelation 19:17–21. Spoiler alert, heathens: it describes birds gathering to feast on the flesh of the fallen during the final judgment. The end of days is near!
Well, isn’t that special?
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