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“I was on a flight from Atlanta to Toronto. The lady sitting next to me was very Midwest. She told me it’s her first time flying to Canada. She had friends that lived between Toronto and Ottawa. She asked if we use the British Pound for currency.”
“‘No, we have Canadian dollars,’ I replied.
‘Do you drive on the left side of the road?’
‘No, we drive on the same side as America.’
‘But you are a British Colony?’
‘Uh, so was America at one point, and you don’t use GBP or drive on the left.’
‘Oh, did you fight Britain for your freedom like America?’
‘Uh, no, we just asked nicely and they let us go!'”
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