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This person, who woke up to a little surprise from their cat:
2.
This person, who checked into their hotel room only to learn that using the mini fridge inside their room would be a whopping $50 extra:
3.
This person who ordered hot cocoa mix — which the store was supposedly out of — and was substituted with canned tuna instead:
4.
This poor soul whose roommate’s girlfriend leaves her dirty underwear on top of the faucet…which is not even something most people would do in their own home, let alone someone else’s:
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The person unfortunate enough to come across these no-tip coins, which only get worse when you flip them over:
6.
This person, who turned in their assignment before the due date and somehow was still late???
7.
This person who undeniably lost the avocado lottery and got this monstrosity:
8.
This person who boarded their 14-hour flight only to learn that their screen was the only one that didn’t work:
9.
And this poor, poor soul — who I sincerely hope isn’t the same person — who got off their long, tiring flight, only to be greeted by their suitcase looking like this:
10.
This person, who not only lost their Wordle streak, but simultaneously had it rubbed in their face:
11.
This person, who just wanted to enjoy a nice bowl of Cookie Crisps for breakfa- wait, hold on, there’s a damn SPIDER IN THE CEREAL:
In case you can’t spot it, here it is:
12.
This person, who put their measuring cup in the dishwasher and came out with…just a cup:
13.
This person, who got a ticket for “parking on the grass”:
14.
This person who was using a contraction monitoring app that prompted her to give them a rating in the middle of labor:
15.
This person who forgot to change their registration tags, so their homeowners association thought it would be a perfect idea to put an impossible to remove sticker on their window, just for funsies:
16.
This person whose pregnancy was announced to their parents via this appointment confirmation their mother was sent by the doctor without permission:
17.
This person who just wanted to make a nice strawberry banana smoothie and was duped, lead astray, hoodwinked!
18.
This person who moved into their new apartment and was admiring their roo- wait a minute, is that…crime scene tape residue?
19.
This person, who went to the ER for a rabies shot after getting bitten by an unfamiliar dog (aka what you’re supposed to do) and was basically told “no <3 come back if you do have rabies though!":
20.
This person who ordered a sausage, egg, and cheese breakfast sandwich and got a very reasonable and generous helping of egg, as you can see:
21.
This poor soul who very creatively ripped their pants at work in a way I have never seen another person do:
22.
The person who lives in the building this delusional landlord owns:
23.
This person, who bought “extra cookie” cookies and cream and got this sick joke of a tub instead:
24.
The person who ordered a beer and got…this:
25.
This person who was looking forward to the fancy “end of the conference” work dinner with their colleagues and was given this as their vegan-friendly dinner:
26.
This person who thought, “You know what? I’m gonna sit back, relax, and try my hand at crocheting!” only to spawn this horrifying little guy:
27.
This person, who looked under their bed one day and learned that their partner just throws their single-use contacts down there every day instead of in the trash like a human being:
28.
This person whose roommate left the freezer ever so slightly open, which turned the whole thing into a portal to the Arctic tundra:
29.
This person, who had the misfortune of living across from an apartment complex that a) just got these wildly bright floodlights and b) does not answer their office phone:
30.
This person, who asked for a burger without a bun at this restaurant due to a dietary restriction and was told that they couldn’t do that because “the bun removal procedure has to be performed by the guest strictly for liability purposes”:
31.
And finally, this person who got their Valentine allllll these roses and made them some cute lil Lego roses…only to get dumped before giving their gift:
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