28 Infuriating Movies That Made People Genuinely Angry


“Interstellar is a dumb fucking movie. It masks itself as a hard sci-fi for 80 minutes and then becomes pure fantasy drama. Everyone is so quick to tell you you didn’t understand it. too. That, ‘No, no, the wormhole was put there by FUTURE HUMANS.’ No, YOU don’t understand it, apparently.

Because the wormhole and the black hole are two separate objects. One of which was put there a few years before the start of the movie. The other is a billions+ years old supermassive celestial object.

The object that is billions of years old….is linked to his daughter’s bedroom? And can also travel back in time? Exactly 53 years (the time spent by ORBITING the black hole)? Also, it grants you the power to park tractors in a semi-circle.

No other powers, though, because that would be fucking ridiculous. (Sarcasm.)

Oh sorry I forgot — ‘The answer is love.’

Guess I can jump into a black hole and, because love solves gravity, I can see my childhood dog Ruffles again? Think my personal black hole will bring me to his doghouse in the year 1999?

Maybe if we calculate it right and find the right black hole, we can send Morse code to Hitler’s art professors and let him pass. We just need to find someone who really loved their great-grandmother, the Austrian art professor. FUCK.”

u/Nard_Bard


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