1.
That gum from second grade is still there:
2.
You’re gonna grow a tree:
3.
We need to pass legislation against the Bermuda Triangle:
4.
Mattress crime is a very, very real thing:
5.
You need to be on the alert for spontaneous combustion:
6.
Venus fly traps are one of the most dangerous things on the planet:
7.
If you turn on the light, we’re all gonna die:
8.
These things are POISON:
9.
All your clothes will be DESTROYED:
10.
Dogs and cats fall into two specific categories:
11.
There’s something hiding in the ultrachlorinated deep end:
12.
The world used to be only two colors:
13.
The moon is always on the hunt:
14.
There’s a killer behind that curtain:
15.
The only way to fight off the monster is to open up:
16.
Your face will stick:
17.
Everything in the future will be in cursive:
18.
The blue part has special powers:
19.
That demon will get you:
20.
And finally, $100 is gonna buy you a mansion:
21.
Quicksand will get ya:
22.
Your eyes will get stuck like that:
23.
And, finally, this is a very likely scenario to happen to you: