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Well, it all started two months ago when I was at a thrift store looking for board books, and I found this. Like, whhhhhhyyyyyyyy?! Anyway, here are 16 other dystopian photos that make me cringe and then deflate like a sad balloon.
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These avocado toast diapers??? Like, are we marketing to millennials here?
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These strollers with tablets built into them already. Like, if you want to rent one, the screen’s already right in front of their face.
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Ho hum, this $70 pair of baby Timberlands that a child will grow out of in approximately 7–10 business days.
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This pretend USB-C charger that came with a child’s playset.
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This toy cash register with a tap-to-pay system in it.
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This (admittedly) very cute plushie of…an…anti-theft robot.
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This Montessori wooden vlogger playset.
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This stuffed coronavirus.
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These baby scissors with a bonus perk that encourages kids to put the blade up to their nose.
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This formula practically secured in a bank vault.
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This alphabet chart with corporate brand names.
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This incredibly sneaky search result.
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And finally, this oil rig pool, which I hope doesn’t spring a leak.
What’s something little related to parenting today that makes you just absolutely cringe? Tell me in the comments below.